Tranny story. My date was a tranny.

Guy was hitting up on a girl all night but turned out she was a tranny. Now his asshole hurts

I have found this little story on another forum and hope you’ll find it funny to read 😉

I found out my date was a tranny:
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so yesteday i picked up this SMCHOOOOOKIN hot girl, partied with her all night, you know GOT MY DANCE ON.
because i am a big pimp, and i do not listen to rock music, because i am not gay.
so anyway i was buying her drinks all night, and after the club closed i invited her to go back to my house.
so one thing led to another and we ended up in my bedroom, i flipped her over for some 69 and to my surprise there was a big ass spolumbo sausage basically taped to her ass crack.
turns out this bitch was a tranny.
man o man does my asshole hurt, how was your night?

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