those lucky, ungrateful bastards on that show, getting to snog and fondle miriam, moaning when she revealed her lovely tackle, (they loved every minute but wouldn’t admit it) then suing her and getting paid for it, unbelievable!

id love to spend quality time with miriam, kissing thous big sexy lips, working my tongue into her hot moist mouth, looking deep into her beautiful eyes, and fondling her big pert tits, and when she lifts her skirt up to reveal her wedding tackle, after the initial shock i wouldn’t threaten legal action, id fall to my knees and beg and plead to suck on her big cock.

i’d suck her until her cock was rock hard and throbbing between my eager lips, sucking and licking and sucking until she was on the verge of exploding wads of hot cum down my throat.
then i’d stop, pull my pants down and bend over spreading my cheeks so miriam could lick my man-cunt until i was dripping wet for her, then she would ram her hot fat throbbing tool deep into my acing arse hole, stretching me wide open with her fat dick, pounding and pounding me into ecstasy until she shot a massive creamy sticky load of she spunk deep into me.
then i’d bend her over and fuck her tight arse with my throbbing cock, my swollen spunk filled balls banging into her hairy fat ball sack until i couldn’t hold back no more, shooting my overflowing spunk deep into her pulsing she-cunt.
oh miriam! what a fuck that would be, fantastic!

she would probably sue me, for fucking her senseless, but i reckon it would be worth it.
now that would have made great tv, what do you think?