Masturbation tips from our reader: more creative ways to wank off

Some nice jerk off tips from our reader Kenny: outdoor wanking, jerking off in a car, masturbation with a dildo, making a fuck doll and tons more!

The masturbation tips that i published almost 3 years ago have always been a very popular read with over 300 responses to them as of now. I equally, if not more, enjoyed reading all the comments of our visitors, however what our reader Kenny have recently posted deserves to be published as a separate article. Thank you Kenny for such a thoughtful and thorough insight into ways to masturbate šŸ˜‰

I just found your wonderful wanking site and Iā€™m having a nice standard wank while reading the items. Let me start out by saying that wanking is the greatest fun on earth, probably better than fucking, although the best wanks are with other people just watching or participating in any variety of ways. When I’m with girls I love to lick out their pooholes while I wank onto them, into their faces and mouths if they’ll let me, otherwise just on their stomachs. If I’m visiting a foreign city where no-one knows me, I love to open the hotel curtains and let people in other buildings see me wanking and fingering my poopipe. If I go to a short-time hotel with a girl or ladyboy, when the hotel lady comes back with my change and the towels etc, I love to open the door fully naked and let them see me wanking furiously.

Don’t forget to try wanking in your car, while driving. Strip off fully naked and pull alongside a big tourist coach. Edge up cautiously and back off if there are any kids on board. If you see some women at the back, draw level and let them watch you wanking. Also pull up at a beach or somewhere that there’s plenty of good perving material. Put something over your lap and maybe pretend to be reading, but look over the top of the book or paper. If you don’t need to mix with people afterwards, spoof in your clothes. Otherwise, you can use a condom just on the tip of your stiffy so that you can wank furiously and not make a mess when you cum.

I’m surprised how many guys don’t include slipping things up their poopipes and swallowing spoof. Things to push up your poopipe include: bottles, broomsticks, fingers, sausages, deodorant sticks, gell bottles, etc etc and all kinds of vegetables. My absolute favourite is a Lebanese eggplant. You can get them all lengths and thicknesses, depending on your mood. Try not to always go for the big one, otherwise big is not special any more. The great thing about them is the tapered shape. You can insert one and wank, fuck or do whatever and it’ll stay in like a butt plug. When I’m wanking in the ourtdoors I love to slip a big one up my bum and walk around totally naked, wanking and hoping to get accidentally seen by someone in a way that you’re not going to be charged with indecent exposure. Favourite places to wank? Pine forests, other forests, in the rocks at the beach, in the open at a lonely beach, in the sandhills at a beach, in a swimming pool if safe, on top of hills for all the world to see, in the car anywhere, etc etc. Try getting a mask and snorkel. Go snorkeling at a busy beach. You can tread water easily with flippers on and wank while perving on the person of your choice. Also try watching yourself cum under water.

When I wank at home I always cover the pictures I’m perving on with gladwrap, or if watching a screen, a small bowl lined with gladwrap, then cum into the gladwrap. Now once you finish cumming you won’t feel like eating your spoof. So I save my spoof in a bubble in the gladwrap (it can keep up to 2 days in the fridge) and lick it up the next time I have a wank. I sometimes save up my spoof on a long weekend – maybe 1 wank after work Friday, 3 wanks Saturday, 3 wanks Sunday, 1 Monday morning and then in the evening I have an absolute spoof feast over my favourite pictures and photos.

More tips:

  • When you are outdoors anywhere and having a real horny wank, cum into your hand, but stop the orgasm from finishing. Then slurp up your yummy warm spoof before finishing your wank. I wish I’d learnt to swallow spoof when I was younger. When I was a teenager I used to cum into my hand, pause, rub my spoof all over my stiffy, cum again, pause and so on. One time I was playing rudies in a mangrove tree out where I used to hide and wank. I must have cum at least 10 times. The spoof felt beautiful on my stiffy, but I wish I’d known how yummy it is to eat.
  • If you are wanking on a bed, a couch, or great in a car, insert something dildo shaped up your poopipe, then do a half backwards sommersault and brace your feet against the wall so that your stiffy is pointing straight down at your mouth.Wank away and when you cum, pause, then swallow your spoof while still horny. When you get to the last cum, try not to point away from your mouth – learn to swallow and enjoy, even when you’ve finished cumming.
  • You can buy a doll at a department store, one with a soft stuffing. Slit a vagina or poohole in it. Get a rubber glove (not plastic or synthetic – too much friction) and insert it in the hole. Lube it up and fuck away. If you use edible lubricant, you can prop the doll upside down until your next session and then get down and lick it out. Musk flavour goes best with spoof, banana second best.
  • If you’re super horny, slip a banana up your poopipe, pull it out and lick, suck and swallow as you fantasize over your favourite girls and wank yourself into ecstacy.
  • If you are a straight guy and have not yet tried poofing, check out a sexy transsexual. In no time at all you’ll want to play with their stiffies and do everything. I started mainly because I wanted to fuck bums and most girls don’t like it. Then I started wanking them. Then I found how fantastic it is to spread your legs wide, bend over, pout your little poohole and have a nice stiffy rammed up. Being poofed is so erotic, once you learn, you’ll become addicted, even if not gay. Then I developed my love for spoof even further and started letting them cum in my mouth. I press with my gums and squeeze every last drop out while I splurt my own cum all over myself or in her face. Even though I’m not gay, I get off so much on stiffies I’d wank just about anyone and let the average guy poof me. Some guys have such beautiful stiffies I’d even let the odd one cum in my mouth and I always swallow. But so far, apart from my own, I’ve only ever swallowed spoof out of transexuals’ stiffies.
  • All my life I’ve done my standard wanking with my right hand. When I use a lube though, I put it all over my left hand to make a vagina and then use my right hand to pull it up and down. Now I often dry wank with my left hand only. There’s a jerky lack of control that feels great – a bit like someone else is wanking you.
  • And don’t forget wee. It tastes super horny. Think of something else before you get a stiffy and squirt wee straight into your own mouth. When outdoors, I always keep some plastic sandwich bags in my ruddies kit. I wee into a bag then get out my perving pictures and rinse my mouth with warm wee while wanking furiously. When I’m really horny and my wee is fairly clear, I swallow quite a bit. Splash wee all over your face too. It smells like a juicy vagina. Needless to say, getting a horny looking girl to wee in your mouth while you are wanking is sensational. Get her to do a couple of quick squirts all over your face while she stands over you. Then crouch under her crotch and tell her to give a slow, steady stream. At first keep a few inches away so that you can see her lovely golden wee-wees splurt into your mouth. Wank furiously. Then put your mouth completely around her hole and keep swallowing. I usually cum as soon as her wee runs out.

I’ve got hundreds more masturbation tips. If you want me to post more, say so. I’ll even take some snaps of me doing this stuff and post them for you to see if you want, but with my face disguised. Kenny

21 thoughts on “Masturbation tips from our reader: more creative ways to wank off”

    1. Hi. Hope you eventually read this. I’m absolutely thrilled because I didn’t know my masturbation article was published. I was just playing with my stiffie and surfing some rude sites, looking mainly for guys fucking bums (either sex) or getting cum in their mouths, when I came across this site. As I started reading, I thought “this sounds familiar…” then I realized it was my own article! Not sure if it’s ok to leave an email address, but go to
      and I’ll invite you to my Facebook. You can see some of the stuff I’ve been talking about and lots more. I get a stiffie every time I go to my site and see all my wonderful ways of making myself cum, not to mention swallowing cum and weewees etc. It’s awesome to think people all over the world can have access to see it all if they just send me an email. I won’t leave my site open to the public because under-aged may find their way there. I hope plenty of people want to see me. I also have some hot ladyboy pics and awesome girls on my site. There’s bound to be something there that’ll give you a good hard stiffie!

    1. Just read your post Ginger. Love to meet you some time. I’ve never had a guy do weewees on me, yet. Only girls. But I fantasise over a TS or even a straight guy with a beautiful stiffie squirting weewees all over my face and in my mouth. I’d love to feel a nice dick in my mouth gushhing weewees down my throat. I’ve got a petite, boyish body, so if you want to meet sexmadrudeboy some time let me know.
      Kenny

  1. Shove a large potatoe up your arse,all the way in passed the sphincter,keep it up there as long as you can,till your insides ache,it feels incredible,I imagine a large cock pounding up and down me,sway from side to side like a women when she walks,I can,t get enough,oh I,ll have to go and do it some more,excuse me.

  2. Ilove to wank just about every day, I also LOVE transexuals very much and want to meet some.I have sucked a few cocks and think im pritty good at it,last cock i sucked i let him come in my mouth but didn’t swallow, but next time i will.

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